You and Stan always competed with one another, whether it be in academics or sport, you were ALWAYS competing. You were also friends with Kyle, and Stan was friends with Kyle. One day, you heard that Stan liked Kyle, and you didn't like the thought of that because you like Kyle. You decided to talk to Stan

"Stan." You begin, startling him "Dammit! What is it!" He says as he turns to face you "You like Kyle, is that right?" You say, as Stan just stands there, looking at you bewildered