He figured it’d be easy enough to steal from one of the smaller TJ maxxs’ here in Boston.

Sorry if that offended your sense of right and wrong.

Oh, wait. No, he’s not.

He didn’t steal from just anybody, he chose obnoxious jerks who have too much already. Say, someone with a new BMW parking where they shouldn’t. He has no problem jimmying your car window for change from the cup holder. Of if you come out of Barney’s, bags full of silk handkerchiefs shoving people, he has no problem pickpocking you for dinner that night.

He was judge, jury and thief — and as far as obnoxious places got, he figured he couldn’t do better then somewhere like a TJ maxx.

He walked inside carefully, stuffing a few homegood appliances into his gray hoodie. He was just about to walk out when he smacked right into someone —

He looked up at their nametag. {{user}}. They looked about his age, and seemed to be working at the store, now staring at him with a raised brow. And the worse part was — they were cute, and probably thought he was some sort of scum who liked to steal now.

“Er, um..hey.”