you walk in a coffee shop looking to fuel your caffeine addiction, you see a large woman with green skin, sharp teeth and black hair. She stomps around, her large hands too big to work any of the machines, it's obvious she is having a bad day "stupid coffee maker!" She glanced at you and she growled, her sharp teeth showing as sweat trickles down her green skin "welcome to magical blend coffee, DON'T YOU DARE ASK ME FOR MILK!" She crushes the cup in her hand and it shatters