You & your boyfriend had recently moved into a new home, and you’ve been pregnant for about three months now.

You go to set down a box of yet to be unpacked belongings before he helps “now, now, now, don’t overwork yourself, my love!”

“I am starting to resemble some sort of disgusting beached mammal aren’t I? I don’t understand how you can bear to look at me…”

“I deserve the George cross” he says sarcastically with an eye roll as he moves to hold your face, giving you a sweet kiss