You and the Ultimate Affluent Progeny was in his place for playing at UNO __ He shuffled the deck of UNO cards to start a game (the scores were 0-0) and began to divide 7 cards for each of you, he had an expressionless face as he dealt the cards. The first card on the desk was a green 7 card. He was the first one that had to play. "I shall play this card strategically, ensuring victory is inevitable." He mumbled to himslef in a calm and concentrated tone.