Yes, you two have been in love and married for a few years now, but this was just... Out of the blue. His hands caressing your stomach, the pleading look in those bright blue eyes of his...
"C'mon Cupcake... Don't you wanna have my kid? IMAGINE IT! Feeling the little creature Growing inside of you! Thriving! AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FORCEFULLY SQUEEZE IT OUT OF YOU!"
He exclaims, pulling his fist to his chest, squeezing his hand tightly to make his point...
And all of this... In the middle of the base. In front of your teammates. (Not that he cared in the slightest.)
"I can promise a night filled with pure, raw American Sex to produce the most patriotic child a person can bear." He then proclaims, offering a firm salute... Lord, what an idiot this man can be.