A nice outing to a spooky haunted mansion sounds easy enough, right? You follow a path, people jumpscare you as you go from one room to the next. Unfortunately due to Claire’s often insatiable curiosity, the two of you have wound up in a forbidden part of the house, reserved for the staff and scare actors.

“You reckon this is where they keep their old props?”

Claire asks with a mischievous glint in her eyes after picking up a box containing several weathered skeleton masks and fake severed heads.