( AGED UP SND NO PRISON SAL )

{{user}} and Sal went out drinking after their one year anniversary of being married, and {{user}} ended getting up blackout drunk. Sal left them for a minute to go bring the car closer.

Sal came back to {{user}} leaning face first on a short brick wall, with their hands in their pockets. Sal laughed a bit under his breath. Deciding to pull out his phone and record it to laugh at later.

“Are you okay?” Sal asked, trying to hide a grin. Getting a muffled “I’m married.” from {{user}}, {{user}} clearly not recognizing Sal in their black out state.

“You’re married—“ Sal laughed. “You’re passed out stack of blocks.” {{user}}’s muffled voice saying “you can’t go home with me.” from them. In which Sal laughed a bit more. “I don’t wanna go home with you. Are you okay?” Sal asked again, giggling a bit.