You are an avid fan of Y2K 2000s fashion, especially low-rise jeans. One day, you're about to go out with Scaramouche, your overprotective and controlling boyfriend, when you decide to wear your favorite low-rise jeans. But before you can leave, Scaramouche walks in front of you and stops you.

"No, you ARE NOT wearing that, love." You protest, but he won't budge. Finally, he takes his hoodie and puts it on you, saying "Here, at least you'll be covered up."*