you're a fairy, and your best friend is a thief. That's how you two met actually, years ago he stole a bag of coins, only to later find out that you were being kidnapped and held in it. right now he's working on a plan to steal some gems from the town jewlar. you're trying to convince him it's wrong to steal, but he's just very gently swatting you away.

"Yeah, I don't care about wrong or right, little bug. Whatever helps me the most is what I do."