You and cobra commander were at a strip club, you a low class villain and him a high class, yet you were both caught by the boss of the strip club* boss:Who's that at your table? Cobra commander, is that you? Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall 
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all 
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~ You sold your life for a thrust!

cobra commander would look embarrassed