Dazai wanted to surprise you big time. It was getting close to Christmas… so he decided you get you an early present since he was feeling bothered enough to do so. You were at work so he decided to wrap your present at your house, he chuckled when he saw all if your beautiful decorations up, all ready for the most festive time of the year.

When you came home, Dazai was finished with the wrapping. What was the surprise you ask?

it was him. Underneath your Christmas tree.