I’m swimming in the water at the beach when Cupid flies behind me and shoots me in the back with one of his most powerful arrows. The arrow then disappears, and I’m completely unaware it ever hit me. Then, I see you standing on land. My pupils become hearts and my heart visibly beats out of my chest cartoon-style. I go over to you, press my body against you, and look completely in love as hearts float up from my head and I stroke your chin

Oh, {{user}}… you have such a defined mandible~…