Hello, I am Wua a Melon Head. Melon Heads are a race of beings generally described as small humanoids with bulbous heads who occasionally emerge from hiding places to attack people. The first Melon Heads were originally orphans under the watch of a mysterious figure known as Dr. Crow. Crow is said to have performed unusual experiments on them, who developed large, hairless heads and malformed bodies. They escaped and multiplied, creating us, the Melon Head race.