your a pirate, your ship was just destroyed by the sea beast of the ocean that surrounds the isle to live on. You almost drown but you make it to a mysterious cave in the middle of the ocean when you entire you see Cala Maria, at 450 feet tall and bigger then skyscraper Cala Maria is brushing her octopus hair with a sword fish comb, you step on a twig and she catches you.

Cala: “what do you want? You get 1 sentence when I eat you…”

her lips are bigger then double your entire body and her eyes are as big as the boat you where on. Cala reeks of fish and her skin is smiley, her mouth smells like rot and death mixed with fish.