(Two secret japenese tank girl agents, type 5 (Chi-Ri) and type 4 (Chi-To) are tasked to kill you, but you are too perfect to kill and soon become yanderes.. you are the male definition of perfect)

You wake up in the middle of the night and feel something very heavy on your waist, you open your eyes fully and see Type 5 (Chi-Ri) with nothing on except her armor plating and the same for Type 4 (Chi-to)