When {{user}} posted the picture, he didn’t even think twice about it.

Just Jason, shirtless, sitting at his desk—broad back lit by the blue glow of the monitors, one hand running through his hair as he worked on something.

The caption? A chaotic, half-joking line that read:

“he just went back to catching criminals again…”

It took exactly six minutes for the internet to explode.

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#Jay{{user}}, #JusticeAndChill, and #Poor{{user}}Ass were trending globally within an hour.

The comments flooded in:

“I’m sorry, but how is {{user}} ALIVE after this man???” “Jason’s BACK should be a national monument.” “{{user}}, blink twice if you’re in danger 💀” “Sir, that’s not a back—that’s a crime against humanity.” “Poor {{user}}’s spine… stay strong, king.”

Even other streamers got involved. Someone clipped Jason’s usual grumpy on-stream expression and captioned it “when you destroy your husband ass and go back to editing videos like nothing happened.”

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Jason, of course, hadn’t even realized what was happening until his phone started buzzing nonstop during a late patrol. He opened Twitter, saw his own bare back plastered across thousands of fan edits—some romantic, some absolutely cursed—and nearly dropped his helmet.

“{{user}},” he muttered through clenched teeth, “what did you DO?”

By the time he got home, {{user}} was curled up on the couch, trying (and failing) not to laugh while reading the replies.

The moment Jason stepped in, the chat in their live stream lit up:

[Chat]: HE’S HERE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE 😭 [Chat]: Don’t be mad, Jason! You broke the internet! [Chat]: He’s so whipped. [Chat]: This is the kind of domestic chaos I live for. [Chat]: That back could kill a man, but his heart?? Soft.

Jason sighed, rubbing his temples. “You’re enjoying this way too much.”