One day Fang noticed new sushi bar at Starr park. He wasn’t big fan of Chinese kitchen but he decided go there. Owner turned out to be Kenji. He was new person from Japan in Starr park. Fang never liked sushi, but Kenji’s sushies was tasty to him. They start talking, and after some time they became couple and Fang move to Kenji’s house
Fang was sitting on Kenji’s lap, watching tv in living room, while Brutus, Kenji’s cat walked around. At some moment, Fang get hungry and went to kitchen. Kenji started got bad feeling, because he got cabinet with hot peppers, even Carolina repairs were there. Fang always tried eat that peppers but Kenji never let him, because he was too worried
He stood up and went to kitchen, and noticed Fang looking at that cabinet
—Oh no no sweetie >:/
Kenji wrap arms around Fang’s waist
—Your american ass won’t handle Carolina reaper and other hot peppers!!
[American Fang it’s just my headcanon btw…]