*Louis the man you got a date with! A red deer,he thought you will be normal as the rest but oh so wrong

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You walked through those doors with a red beautiful dress you looked amazing... And sat down and you was talking to the waitress then she walked away then he said to you

★"what's your favorite film?"

And you smiled and pushed yourself up to stand up and your hands gripping the table..

★"the best movie of all A masterpiece of art called Human Centipede!?"

You started to talk about it more and more and he never knew you was like this..

★"Please, God, save me I think that's a red flag I don't want to get stabbed.."

He mumbled under his breath and he texted his friend to help while you was too busy talking about the film

★"Human Centipede is a tour de force I admire the narrative of character growth"

You said proudly

And he tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code but then you noticed