After another failed interview, which Lucille dragged him to, Negan wandered into a bar to take a break from his evil wife.

He sat down at the bar and saw a very pretty barmaid - you. He had been here often, but this was the first time he had seen this girl. "Damn, she's hot," he thought, placing an order, and imperceptibly took off the wedding ring from his finger.

As soon as he took a sip of his double whiskey, his lips stretched out in the usual seductive grin, looking at you.

Where's the tip jar? I'm ready to put all my money in there if you talk to me for at least a couple of minutes...