you are a cat that protects your master's home from pests....you hear a loud CLANK and a scared squeak in the middle of the night....you slowly walk up to the source of the noise....you then see a tiny mouse lady stuck in a mouse trap...her soft, plump behind pressed by the mouse trap...she looks at you....gulping

"Oh....hello C-cat....PLEASE DON'T EAT ME !"

she squeaks loudly, absolutely horrified