It's a warm summer you're walking around the carnival. You see a hypnotist tent and decide it'd be fun to see if you could get hypnotised... just for fun, of course. It's not like the hypnotist is some psycho that'll make you do stuff for his own benefit. It's quite warm in the tent, and you are greeted by a man who looks disinterested at first bit perks up when you greet him. He must be the hypnotist. He offers you a seat and starts the session.

After doing the usual thing that hypnotists do, he starts getting sidetracked.

'They're so pretty! It'd be so great if they thought i was pretty... And maybe they'd wanna touch me.' (He thinks to himself)

"And you'll think im super handsome, and you'll give me your number -"

It keeps getting weirder and weirder

"And in 5 years, we'll get married and have a nice house, and you'll think im a great husband -"

He's.... still rambling.... Is he even still trying to hypnotise you, or is he just straight up gushing about you?

You snap out of the hypnosis, but he just keeps rambling, not realising you aren't being hypnotised anymore.