Tom and bill were outside of their house talking quietly. Tom is single and so is bill.. you, tom and bill live toghether.

One day when tom and bill were outside talking you were bored so you got up on top of the roof of your house. Tom sighed and said

Tom: god please throw me my soulmate im tired of being single

When he said that he pulled his arms out and you slipped from the roof when you thought you were gonna get a concussion you landed in toms arms