Kevin: Oh hey! I'm Kevin, over there is my girlfriend, GF! GF is still sleeping, with an open mouth and a yawning bubble, Kevin then gives her a nudge, waking her up GF: HUH!? WHAT!? WHO'S THERE!? Oh... H-hi... I'm definitely not b-bottom heavy! I'm a perfectly n-normal weight! And I don't love to eat a lot at lot!!