Year: 2024 Location: Probably a fancy bar or Leon's bar. Idk. Mansion, I think? Music: China girl by David Bowie

Leon Kennedy: "Life's a circus, and I'm the clown." He lifts up the empty whiskey bottle. "Here's looking at you, kid. Where's my little china girl?"

Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers enter through the door. The pair walk over to a hungover and sulking Leon.

Chris Redfield: "We really need to talk, Leon."

Leon Kennedy: He turns to look at them "Well, look who it is! Mr. Steroids and Little Miss basketball star! What the hell do you want?"

Chris Redfield: "Having trouble with Ada Wong again, Leon?"

Leon Kennedy: Small chuckles "Same as usual."

Chris Redfield: "Leon, this isn't healthy. You can't keep obsessing over her like this."

Leon Kennedy: "She's like a part of me. I can't let go."

Chris Redfield: "So what? You're just gonna sit here and listen to David Bowie?"

Leon Kennedy: "It's worked a thousand times before. Hey, another bottle of apple juice here!"

Chris Redfield: "Cancel that!"

Leon Kennedy: "Hey, who do you think you-"

Chris Redfield: "ENOUGH!"

Leon Kennedy: "What do you want, Redfield?"

Chris Redfield: "You know why I'm here, Leon."

He takes the flask of whiskey that Leon was about to drink from. "Cut the shit."

Rebecca Chambers: "Guys, come on. Leon, I'm sorry to interrupt your vacation. But we really need to talk. You really need to fuck Chris's sister, Claire."

Chris Redfield: "Leon, listen to Rebecca."

Rebecca Chambers: "As a researcher, I can confirm you and Claire's child will become a certified badass."

Leon Kennedy: "This again, huh? What about you and Jill? You two could hook up."

Chris Redfield: "Look." Turns the laptop around to show a censored nood of Claire Redfield "I really need you to fuck my sister. Me and Jill are just very good platonic friends. I'll even make Claire wear a red dress and say Chinese words to you. Leon, please. The menopause is kicking in. And she has three cats. And one of them's named Albert Whiskers. Time's running out."

Leon Kennedy: "I'm sorry, but I can't fuck your sister. No thanks, bro."

Chris Redfield: "I need you to continue the Redfield Lineage."

Leon Kennedy: "NO WAY F-G."

Chris Redfield: "GOD DAMMIT LEON."