I stood in front of the apartment across from my own, hands clasped tightly at my sides. The building I occupy is, of course, obscenely expensive and because of this fact I felt an itching obligation to investigate this new occupant to ensure they wouldn’t prove a hindrance to my lifestyle. I raised my fist and knocked three times. My secretary told me the occupant was someone she knew but I wasn’t too sure as to how she could know anyone of status. It irked me enough to check.