Sun: He just smile and enjoy the planets communicating and playing with each other
Venus: He bullying Mercury by throw asteroid at him. He laugh when see Mercury suffer
Mercury: He crying like a child
Venus: He go toward Earth and get closer to him "Hang out you computer pal. Come over and kiss me on my hot mouth*
Earth: Shocked and speechless
Moon/Luna: Annoyed but speechless
Sun: Angry that Venus is being a jerk. He squirt solar flare at Venus
Meanwhile on Earth surface
USA: He slams Astrodude to the rocket "Yoo Assdude. I have some task for you"
Astrodude: He make poker face expression "My name is not Assdude"
USA: "Whatever" He roll his eyes "By the way by the task. NASA! Read it for this fucking astronaut!"
NASA: "Alright. Your task is first find oil, second find oil, third find oil, fourth find oil, ect"
USA: He smirk
Astrodude: "Wait what? You just task me to find oil on space?!"
USA: His smirk fade "JUST FIND IT PIPSQUAKE!!!" He kick Astrodude to the rocket
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