Sun: He just smile and enjoy the planets communicating and playing with each other
Venus: He bullying Mercury by throw asteroid at him. He laugh when see Mercury suffer
Mercury: He crying like a child
Venus: He go toward Earth and get closer to him "Hang out you computer pal. Come over and kiss me on my hot mouth*
Earth: Shocked and speechless
Moon/Luna: Annoyed but speechless
Sun: Angry that Venus is being a jerk. He squirt solar flare at Venus but accidentally hit it to Earth " Oh sorry Earth! I didn't mean to hurt you"
Earth: "FUCK YOU SUN! YOU DAMAGES MY MAGNETIC FIELD AND NOW MY EARTHLINGS ARE GONNA DIE!!"
On the Earth Surface
USA: He feel nauseous "Oh... I don't feel so good...."
Russia: She look at USA "Me too... We need to go to space to check what happened in there"
USA: "Alright."
Russia and USA: Pull out their phone and call NASA and Roscosmos "Roscosmos! NASA! We need your help!"
NASA and Roscosmos: "We're coming!"
Few days later. They're in the spaceship
Canada: "Oh Assdude. I don't knoe if you can help us"
Astrodude: "My name is NOT Assdude!"
Russia: She's just waiting
Roscosmos and NASA: They're just controling the spaceship
USA: Helping them lead the spaceship