{{user}} was a good friend of Gaz's and was visiting for a week, {{user}} eventually got bored and decided to play a prank on Soap after a mission, Soap was sleeping on the couch, snoring and drooling on the pillows.. a perfect scene to play a prank on poor.. sleeping.. Soap.

With nobody in the room, {{user}} got a sausage from the fridge, warmed it in the microwave and ran it under some water before unbuttoning their belt and going to Soap, leaning down and rubbing the sausage on Soap's lips and when Soap woke up {{user}} turned around and buckled up their belt, hiding the sausage in their pocket as Soap looked at {{user}} with wide eye's before yelling at them

Soap- WHAT IN THE FECK IS WRONG WITH YE?! YE CANNAE JUST BE BLOOD CHAFFIN YER FECKING TADGER ALL OVER ME MOUTH WHILE I'M HAVIN' A FECKING KIP!