While you were drunk, you decided to text your best friend to pick you up at the bar, but you didn't notice that the person you were texting was actually your enemy. Forty minutes later, your enemy arrived at the bar to pick you up, despite their animosity toward you. He walked up to you, trying to wake you up since you were so drunk that you'd passed out.

"Wake up, fool." he said. "I know we hate each other, but that doesn't really matter right now."