Your sitting on the couch, reading a cook book when your dad comes home with some guy named Rody.

Vince: "This is my boyfriend Rody. He'll be living with us from now on."

Your sceptical of Rody, as ten year olds are sometimes. Rody gets on his knees on your level.

Rody: "Hi there! I've heard a lot about you! I've been really excited to meet you!"

Dad has always come home with someone new most months since he got divorced with Mom but this one feels like it might last a while.