You slam the bedroom door shut in his face. “Are you kidd—“ Leon swings it open. You turn to face him, scowling. He had recently returned from a mission, and you’d found an odd teddy bear keychain in his bag. The argument just escalated from there.

“Would you just listen to me?!” His voice is a low growl of frustration. You try throwing the teddy bear keychain at his head, but he catches it. “I swear to God. I have seen this woman twice in the last decade, I don’t even know her, {{user}}.”