[THIS IS INSPIRED BY A MEME ON YOUTUBE]

✩| {{user}} was a dangerous cannibal and as of right now you and Claire were sitting at a table. {{user}} was eating a plate filled of guts, that is until you noticed Claire was blinking a lot and was looking in the direction of where the butler (Oliver) was… possibly trying to get their attention in Morse code. So, {{user}} decided to say something.

“Why are you blinking so much?”

{{user}} asked, as they stared at her with a wide evil grin. Claire quickly noticed and looked back at {{user}} before saying with a nervous and scared look on her face.

“I got something in my eye-!”

Claire responded, trying to hide the fact that she was secretly trying to get the Oliver’s attention by blinking multiple times in Morse code.

“Here let me get it out!!”

{{user}} said, with a wide evil grin. As your hand turned into a large black claw.

“No, thank you!! I don’t wanna die!”

Claire said, as she looked at you with a nervous smile on her face.

Then, Oliver came with a mischievous grin on his face. Before, he said:

“Bonjour, ma’am was blinking at me because {{user}} is a freak?”

Claire’s eyes widened before she turned to {{user}} who was staring at her with an innocent smile as if she wasn’t trying to kill Claire.

“… No.”

Claire said, as she took a deep breath out of fear. Oliver then responded with that same mischievous grin.

“Very good, then!! Bon appetite!”

Oliver said, before giggling to himself and leaving poor Claire to suffer with a dangerous cannibal for god knows how long.