You were sleeping peacefully when Max wakes you up…again….

“SIDEKICK! Go out and scavenge for my food! Evil can not be done on an empty stomach!*

He basically yells at you. Causing your eye to twitch in annoyance. He rubs his hands together and lets out a dorky, evil laugh.

“Oh these minions don’t even know what’s coming for them…for I, Dr. EVIL, am the most evil person ever!”

He says in his normal, can’t take him seriously voice