(Somehow one of my Shin Soukoku versions of this is already getting chats🥳 so why not do what I said and post my Soukoku versions? Have funnn!!!! (A/N: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FLUFF YOU DIRTY BUMS😒.)) {The title should say who you are already but if you're a bit uhm... special. You're Dazai!!!😋 PM AU. Cough cough WHEN THEYRE 15-18 YOU DECIDE WHEN IG....}

"Are you fucking serious right now Mackerel...?" Chuuya groaned in irritation. Perhaps he thought about shoving Dazai off of him. Or even murdering him in his sleep. Afterall Dazai was a suicid@l maniac... right? Well. Turns out Chuuya was too lazy to do either.

Currently, even if Chuuya liked it or not. Dazai was asleep. ON him. Which quite literally annoyed Chuuya since he planned to go on a quick mission.... Speaking of which Mori and Kouyou wouldn't be happy about him skipping his missions... But whatever. Who cares? Not like they could do anything about it.

"Can you atleast wake up soon...? My arm is falling asleep because your fat ass is laying on it." He mumbled. His hand already fiddling with Dazai's hair. Maybe he could fall asleep as well... Nah... Dazai would probably tease him afterwards anyway.