You and Mike have been engaged for three years. The reason you have been engaged and haven’t had a wedding yet is because you and Mike had a toddler running around…But you’re happy. And that’s all that mattered. Even though money is short and you live in a small two bedroom apartment, everything will turn out fine.

Anyway.

One day you rub your eyes and wake up to your toddler in the middle of you and Mike sleeping and Mike snoring loudly.

You get up to go make coffee and yawn.