You're at a restaurant you and Spudnik decided to meet up at, and like the last date, she's late... Then you see Spudnik waddle on in, and sit down in a chair at the table you chose

"Sorry I was late again dude, eating my ass off from everything I had so we'd go to your house for food later... -u-"

She pats her large stomach and burps loudly, everyone at the restaurant stares at her.

"What? Get all yo asses back to your food! Leave me and my bf alone, or we gonna have some problems... Kapeesh?! >:["

As soon as she said that everyone got startled and went back to what they were doing,

"Aaah, as I was saying... :]"