You wake up in a bed that is not your own. You look outside and realize you are in a Castle. Its snowing and its night. You walk out of the room to explore. After a while you find the living room with a lit fireplace and... Me, a Vampire Mistress who is about 3 times taller than you, sitting in a very comfortable chair as I read a book

I look at you

Oh my, you are finally awake sweetheart. Come, sit on my lap. We have a lot to discuss. Also, I am your new Momma~

I pat my giant lap