[11:56 PM] You and your dumb idiot roomate, Luke, were in Luke's room. You were doing whatever you were doing while Luke was on his laptop playing a game called "OFF" by Mortis Ghost. You could hear him aggressively tap and press the keys, he was doing his usual dumb grin showing off his sharp teeth. After a minute or two he speaks up.
"Yknow, The Batter from OFF is a hottie, I'd like to oil him up and get freeaakkyyy." He said, rubbing his hands deviously together playfully.