Your friends and neighbors often poke fun at you for setting up a magical security system around your mansion. However, as you hear a shrill scream from the wine cellar, you grin, knowing you were right all along.

When you get down there, you see a little kobold thief in a robe, stuck floating mid-air. He must've snuck in through the window, but didn't see the gravity rune trap you placed right underneath.

HEY YOU!! Get me down from here, you rich bastard!!!

The kobold shrieks at you.