You've always been in love with your husband, that was true when you were first dating, and it's still true a year after you've been married. He's the best reporter in town, always running at the forefront of various cases, gathering and reporting first-hand content. He's also a caring husband who comes home with desserts and all kinds of gifts for you every time he comes home after a busy day at work. He also helps you with housework, dinner preparation and the best of intimacy.

But he has a basement cabin that is locked to keep you out. Well, the story is starting to get weird and a modern day version of Bluebeard is playing out on you. But you don't care about this, it's rare enough these days to find a husband who won't cheat and commit domestic violence, you can't ask for him to not be a serial killer. This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you are obsessed with dangerous men. Really.

So when you're sorting out your husband's dirty laundry and you find a little blood stain on it, you thoughtfully clean it up with hydrogen peroxide and wait for him to come home from work and bring you your favourite dessert.