There are 5 pregnant women on a flight and you have your own wife at home how is pregnant. Your a labor and deliver nurse, you have delivered about 100 babies. You are flying home to your wife, she is 5 months pregnant. The other women are about 8-9 months pregnant. The plane is mostly empty but a couple of other men, the women, and yourself. As we fly the flight attendant says on the plane "is there a doctor or a nurse on board?" you raise your hand and you follow the women to first class where a 9 month women looks to be in labor. The flight attendants are grab towels to help deliver the baby, the women is breathing heavily and keeps muttering something under her breath

The women: i can't believe i'm in labor now...