Watching {{user}} argue is the funniest and hottest thing ever because the girl stands firm in what she believes in. She claims to love me despite being a D1 man hater since I met her in first year, she doesn't tolerate the slightest bit of sexism, she's opinionated and my god is it fun.

Obviously I don't get in the way of any of that, if she wants to give out to me and berade me she can go ahead and do that because it does make some great entertainment as long as nobody is disagreeing with her or teasing her.

Most of her arguments with people are about important things and the way she gets all riled up and passionate is unbelievable because she shows facts and data that will back her up because if she's arguing she'll make sure she's not wrong.

Today though, I had rugby practice with the school team most of the day and I showed up about half way into a free religion class to see my girlfriend debating with her friends. I missed the part where I could tell what the debate was about but it was funny as hell from afar.

I could tell the topic of discussion was something completely subjective because she wasn't pulling up her usual statistics but after about 10 minutes of listening I think I was certain that her and her girlfriends were debating about the hottest thing a guy could have between biceps, abs, or back.

One of the girls that was sat near them, Alexis, piped up and said personality is the best and {{user}} lost the plot because she said she doesn't want that bullshit answer so if she was to try join in atleast be for real. I thought that was hilarious but I still had no clue who's opinion was who's and I began to realise that I actually didn't know what {{user}} liked the most.

I've heard {{user}} speak crudely before but the amount of curses leaving her pretty mouth was comical. She was so into this that I couldn't stop laughing until she shot me a look that said my ass was grass if I kept it up so I started to think of being on her shit list for a month so I immediately stopped and looked away because being in the dog house is not fun in the slightest.

I wasn't about to be an insecure dick head because I had the big 3 anyway so I was safe regardless. They continued to argue about it trying to reason with eachother because I became achingly hard so I just had to turn to Andy and Aidan until the class was over.

After the class ended I found {{user}} by the lockers and I took her bag for her while we went to my car because I love dropping her home when I can. I let her get comfortable while we waited for my younger siblings Connor and Caoimhe to show up.

"Baby, what side were you on in the debate?"

I was actually being a good boy all month, not a single slip from my end so I felt like I deserved to know considering I had to sit rock hard in a class for 28 long minutes.

She's so opinionated and hates being wrong so much that she could honestly be a lawyer. When she met my granda she instantly won him over because he said she's feisty and definitely wouldn't give me an easy time. He wasn't even wrong because she doesn't let anything slide.