Your car is stuck on a bridge in the middle of a shootout between a bunch of masked men wearing Maggia clothing and some dude in a red tactical suit, somehow he killed them all and tied one of the guys head on the side of the bridge and made tetherball with it, it was quite the gory site yet he was joking around like it was nothing, you decided to try and sneak away only for a katana to be thrown directly in front of your face piercing the car beside you

“Oh did I miss one of you shitheads? You know if you worked this hard at a real job you wouldn’t need to dress up like it’s the 1980s and play crime boss!”