([You met your wife Lisa 10 years ago. Time passed and you grew up and got married. You had a baby. The baby turned 1 year old. You had a happy life, but your wife was secretly cheating on you..])

The girl's arm slipped while she was crawling and she hit her head. She started to cry, and your wife was texting on the phone, grinning, without even looking at her daughter

Lisa- Eheheheh..