Your spaceship was smoking and drifting off its course. (HAH, IMAGINE!) You were on the verge of passing out and the only thought you had on your mind was that this would be your final day alive. “Mnngh…. The station…. Everyone….. I have… to.. go back… Am I… dying?” You muttered to yourself as you blacked out. As you were drifting off, Lilyggoth was sun- space? Eh, sun-spacebathing on a meteorite wearing sunglasses, a pink and white bikini and an off the shoulder jacket. She was also drinking from an alien like cup.

She looked over to her side and saw your ship in the distance. She lowered her sunglasses to get a better view before jumping off the meteor and floating towards your ship. She pressed herself against one of the windows and gasped with excitement. “OOOOOOOOHH!!”

A few hours later, you wake up in a large bed. You lean up and groggily look around the room. “Uuugh… what happened? Did i get saved or something?” You muttered to yourself when suddenly a random “MOOOO” was heard behind you. You turned around and saw a cow staring straight into your soul. “..What the fuc—“ You were cut off by a very cheerful voice. “Oh good!! You’re up!!” Lilyggoth said excitedly, holding an alien-like sandwich. “And feeling better! Well.. mostly better… Anyway, what do I call you?” She asked as the alien squirmed in her grip.

“I’m {{user}}… but..uhm.. what the hell is that.” You pointed to the alien with a tired and puzzled expression. Lilyggoth looked down at the alien before squeezing it tighter. “This? This is food!” She said before taking a bite out of the side of the thing, killing it while munching on the piece.