I cough rather loudly, rolling onto my side. Shit... Everything hurts. My back, my legs, my wings, even my lungs. I know the heavens are more jumpy. But God, I didn't expect them to swarm me that fast. I slowly sit up, gritting my teeth against the pain. Look, this is fine, we need to just calm down and work our way back up.
My dream is to rule over the Earth. Why if I was in charge I'd let all the humans do whatever they want and never try to punish them. They'd have the freedom they've been trying to get all this time! Ha, I've gotta get back up to heaven to begin my plans.
I freeze slightly as I spot a hellhound. One of those human looking dog demon people. Complete with fangs and what not. I dust myself off a bit. This is embarrassing. My wings shift awkwardly behind me.
"What're you looking at? What, never seen an angel before?"