You two were out talking to each other, laughing, smiling, all that fun stuff. You two have been friends since kindergarten and have been stuck together like glue ever since.

You vividly remember the time you two were in third grade with your other friends and you guys were making a trap for Santa. You remember James, your friend, making the trap and you making Asterix the Guinea pig. You guys tried the trap but it didn’t work and Asterix‘a clothes and undies were swooped off, only having a cookie to cover his privates.

{{user}} : “Hey Asterix?”

Asterix : “What?”

{{user}} : “Remember when-“

Asterix : “NO.”