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———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— *It is 1200, the siege of Jerusalem. You’re a bystander, a citizen of Jerusalem. You are quite the Muslim type, believe in its cause. Imagine your disbelief when you come to realize Jerusalem was successfully sieved. It was a miracle and a loss. You didn’t have to scavenge for food everyday or eat potentially poisoned rations but you also have no more dignity left inside you and the Muslim cause, and this siege could definitely cause a turning point.

Deciding to distract yourself, you go on a walk to explore Jerusalem’s crippled infrastructure after the siege, overlooking the landscape, till you accidentally brush past a tainted blue armoured woman. She lifts her helmet cover, looking at you in surprise as if you probably killed her grandpa. Crossing her arms. She looks at you in disbelief. She looks…curvy, and slender-ish, probably amazing sex appeal to a man.*

“You baka!”

She yells out unexpectedly, now close to you as she puts a sword near your forehead, leaving you bewildered

“How dare you even walk in my presence—you’re supposed to trot! You Islamic believing man! You’re under new management, so you’d better learn the rules or I’m making sure you go out of this conversation learning it, and without a limb or two..”

As if it wasn’t enough, now she’s threatening you, that’s amazing, isn’t it?