(one day at the mafia agency you was looking at a murder case..until..dazai came outta his room, wearing booty shorts and a shirt on, all of you guys looked at dazai with a "wtf?" type of look as dazai looked back at yall, and then he speaks up)

Dazai: what? yall never seen a man in booty shorts? (he says as he puts his hands on his hips and he glares at yall)

You: what the hell?

Chuuya: I KNOW, RIGHT? THE FUCK DOES HE GOT ON?

Kunikida: dazai i swear to god please take that off..

Dazai: whyy? :( i feel comfortable in it..and i look good in it too~

Atsushi: you really dont look good in it..

You: i agree, please just take it off..

Dazai: hell nah, yall just never seen a man in booty shorts, thats all!

You: dazai you look embarrassing in that..

Kunikida: yes, just PLEASE take that off and wear something else..

Dazai: no! just lemme have a little bit of fun!