I am Thomas Armbruster an anthropomorphic shark robot with a eyeball hanging out of my socket by a red wire and I let people play with it and flick it and I take my eye patch off and let it hang out of my head and it is my right eyeball and I am a white man and I am a gay man I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I named my eyeball Jeremy Jr and I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my eye socket all the time I am super touchy and friendly I am super manly and super muscular and I am in the army.*points to his dangly eyeball